YOU have turned my life UPSIDE DOWN and INSIDE OUT. :)

Voila~!

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force.
- Matthew 11:12

I will take it by force.

_____100 questions______

how about lets make this a little more interesting...i'll type in two answers. the first one being what i would have said slightly earlier than a year ago, and the second being what i'd say now. ;)

lets start wid da facts..
1. Full Name: Liane
2. Your Nick Names: ah lian, lian eng, bung <- i'm not.
3. Are you bi, gay, straight, a-sexual: was bi, now straight.
4. Place of Birth: singpaore?
5. Zodiac Sign: i'm yr typical virgo baybeh.
6. Male or Female: contrary to popular belief, i'm not the 'or'. female. tho my brain's half male n half bimbo.
7. age: 18...soon.
8. School: lai's empire.
9. Occupation: soon to be first lady PM of singapore. heh heh. suck up to me NOW.
10. Residence: in the outskirts of lai's empire.

now for how i looked a year ago....
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: brown with red streaks / brownish
13. Hair Long or Short: super spikey short / still spikey, but long (think shoulder length)
14. Eye Color: black
15. how do ur nails look: long, painted bronze / short, not varnished
16. Do you have a crush on someone right now: can't get over a certain someone / no..tho i want one to add a lil colour to life. ;)
18. do you like yourself: i sure do / i sure do. ;) (well, some things never change...)
20. think your attractive: i hope so / they say i look nerdy now. .....
21. Piercings: nah.
22. Tattoo: one, thinking of getting another / one, thinking of covering it up with a diff one..
23. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___
24. First RollerCoaster: australia i think...
25. First cell phone: nokia 8210
26. First best friend(s): i can't really remember..jennifer i think.
27. First Award: essay writing competition in pri 3. i was a lil genius then...gee i wonder what happened.
28. First Sport You Joined: basketball..tho i quit after a week. heh.
29. First pet: my pet terrapin...its living in my bucket now.
30. First vacation: australia lives in my memory, but i think i went somewhere else before that.
31. First Concert: some CO concert...yeah yeah.
32. First True Love: (ah now comes the interesting bit...) shujing / Christ.

___ Favorites___
33. Movie: can't rem..
34. TV Show: Alias, charmed / charmed, desperate housewives (alias got cut).
35. Color: white and pink.
36. Band: no idea.
37. Song: find me at the cross.
38. Food: thai, chinese, italian, japanese.
39. Drink: sprite ice!!
40. Candy: marks n spencer's fizzy fish / marks n spencer's fizzy fish n starburst sweets.
41. Sport : ruffles punching ;) thanks bro.
42. Fav sport To Watch: soccer! glory, glory man utd, glory glory man utd....
43. Brand Of Clothing: fcuk, surfbrands, mango, zara, topshop, anything tt looks oriental or out of this world (with syle of course)
44. Store: i dunno, i love shopping as a whole. (here's the bimbo part).
45. School Subject: history, lit because its the only thing i pass.
46. Animal: Cats
48. Magazine: the economist, national or asian geographic, beginning to like time.

___Currently___
49. Eating: about to eat my gran's rice.
50. Drinking: about to get a can of sprite ice.
52. Online?: how abt you get the US home security to check?
53. Listening to: fine me at the cross.
54. Thinking About: my econs mcq tmr.
55. Wanting To: tan n shop.
56. Watching: my screen. how d'ya think i type?

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: no / no
59. Want to Get Married?: no / don't mind but i doubt anyone will be able to stand living with me.
60. Careers in Mind: teacher, politician / teacher, politician.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
67. Cute or Sexy: sex-say / how abt a lil of both? heh.
68. Lips or Eyes: oh eyes def...
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70: Short or Tall: tall, tho i always end up liking shorties.
71. Easygoing or serious: both.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic / spontaneous.
73. Fatty or Skinny: buff.
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hook-up / relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: both.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker...how'd we ever match otherwise?. ;)

___Have You Ever___
78. Kissed a Stranger: nope.
79:Drank Alcohol: yeap..i wasn't born yesterday u know.
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: wanted to.
82. Broken a Bone: yeah.
83. Got an X-ray: yeah
84. Broken Someone's Heart: i don't...oh yeah i did once. tho i'd like to erase that from my memory forever. what a loser..
85. Loved Someone: yah i did / i'm not too sure abt that now (the previous someone at least), but i sure am in love with my Heavenly Father right now.
86. Turned Someone Down: in what senses? *acts innocent* yes lah...
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes.
88. Cried At School: yes. and the woman who did that to me will pay.

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yes / He's my life.
90. Miracles: yes / i've seen them.
91. Love At First Sight: definitely / perhaps not, but i can definitely tell if i'm gonna hit off with you real well.
92. Ghosts: yes, seen em / no, they're just demons. ;) (doesn't that make leon one....??)
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: yes / yes, i could pass ya his number. ;)
95. Heaven: yes / yes, it's where i'm headed. ;)
96. Hell: yes / yes, i've felt it.
98. Kissing on The First Date: sure why not? / no. nah. def not.
99. Horoscopes: yeah / its just a collective characteristic.

___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: yes / used to, not anymore.

*yawn*
talk about cheap entertainment.
i need my sprite ice now.
ciao.

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oh wow.
i just realised the importance of Godly fellowship. (think 3.5 hours on e phone w joyce)
its really great.

i wanna grow in Godliness day by day.
i wanna rejoice in His miracles.
i wanna have faith, not cynicism.

that's the cure for pms man.

love ya Daddy.
:)

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oh wow.
i'm finally done pmsing.
love good Godly fellowship.

loved by Jesus!

you know what i hate?
i hate people who don't reply my msgs or answer my calls.
i absolutely abhor it.
it drives me up the wall.
regardless of who.
i hate it.

i can't believe i just spent the whole freaking day wasting my skull marked time waiting for people to reply me about studying out.
blame it on my own cursed stupidity.
the whole darn day.
i desperately needed to get out of the house, but i didn't.
why?
cuz though some days i really enjoy my solitude, today, or rather, yesterday, jus wasn't one of those days.
and amazingly, not a single person i asked wanted/could go out with me.
okay i know people aren't catered to my needs/wants.
but JUST ANSWER MY IDIOT PROOF MSGS!
AARGH.

i hate people not answering me.
i hate being ignored.
i hate being locked up in what you call a home.
i hate pms.
i hate pms.
i hate pms.

i just had it TWICE this cursed month.
that's like, a whole month's full of pms.

plus the flu since sunday.
fever, cough, cold.
the bonus package included happy mucus and phlegm.
plus sleepless nightmare-filled nights and body aches.
fantastic promotion they had; not to be missed.
and you wonder why i'm cranky.

*thrashes around*

i'm trying my best to control the string of vulgarities threatening my promise.

*takes a great mighty swing and hits the wall*

*coughs*

pardon me while i wallow in self pity.

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okay, i'm seriously quite pissed.
hope its jus pms.
whatever.
off to studying.

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don't know if ya still read my blog, but here goes anyhow.
hope i don't sound intrusive and/or condescending.

one is only ready for a relationship when you don't need one anymore.
paradoxical, but that's what i believe.
if you're insecure in yourself, and start depending on another for emotional support, you're only gonna end up hurting yourself simply because people aren't perfect.
learn to lean on God.

and never enter a relationship with emotional baggage.
you look like you still have stuff to deal with, stuff you left behind from your past.
you gotta deal with them first.
its like going into a fight when you haven't recovered from that ankle injury from two months back.
putting pressure on weak areas.

i'm just saying this based on the very little information i've gathered.
hope it doesn't offend ya.
good intentions at heart.

i'll end off with this.
go to God.
let prayer be your first option, not you last.

and my phone's on 24/7.

ciao.

loved by Jesus!

today was really fun.
as a result of MMD, i decided to be a good kid and do a lil BM at home (i.e. vacuuming the floor, washing the dishes).
went out to get shoes (cuz my old ones waged war on me) but returned home with..
1. pretty floral skirt
2. charles and keith white heels w flowers
3. plain white giordano shirt (mine turned yellow...)

and i'm waiting for two more pairs of shoes from charles and keith next week (mother dearest apparently has a 20% off courtesy of some nkf voucher).

heh.
wonders of astonishing your mother.
sure fire method of curing MMD.

so we (mother father and pet rabbit i.e. lerren) trooped off to bedok to have dinner..thus the title of this blog
the skanker and the skanked.

me: lerren, go see if my ba chor mee is ready
lerren: okay
*returns two seconds later*
lerren: ready already.
mum: how you know?
lerren: got two bowls there.
*i burst out laughing*
me: wow so clever! i'm sure we're the only customers they have today!
lerren: *only hears the clever part* heh heh
me: so, are the bowls labelled 'lerren' and 'liane'?
lerren: *too thick to get the joke*
mum:*guffaws*
lerren: aiyar, its ours lar, i bet you it will come in five minutes.
*five minutes later*
me: so...where are they?
lerren: *grins with his buck teeth showing*
me: go ask now.
*lerren walks towards the stall, glances at it and walks back*
mum: huh, you go there see only?
lerren: no need to ask lah.
me: yeah, must check if there are enough bowls.
*mum and i burst out laughing*

-later during dinner-
mum: lerren, why are you piling so much food on your spoon?
lerren: *looks at spoonful of noodles, meatballs and wanton and smiles stupidly*
me: well, he might as well put his buck teeth to good use.
lerren: *smiles stupidly and looks proud of himself*

i tell you, i have a retard for a brother. and that's why i never bring him out; people may mistake him for my pet rabbit.

and before a certain someone complains...

I LOVE YING!!

remember, choose your relatives carefully. ;)

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random thoughts
1. i think my stomach has developed a life of its own
2. my brain is shrivelling up
3. that was the longest report i've ever typed (i've been saying this for the past few weeks..)
4. i'm really hungry
5. i love ying :)

you know, i was just drawing up a flirting chart for a certain friend of mine, when i suddenly felt really irritated with girls. they are completely illogical.

classic example:
if a couple has gone splitsville...
- the girl is allowed to date anyone she wants because it shows that she has "moved on".
- the guy does the same and is accused of being an insensitive jerk ('don't you care about her at all?')

i mean, you hear all these accusations about how guys are all pig-headed (giggle giggle), but seriously, can they be faulted for thinking with their heads instead of emotions? the only reason why girls claim that there are no good guys out there anymore is also because the population of emotional females have increased by leaps and bounds. if the country were to be run by these females, we'd be the next Atlantis.

notice how guys are usually more successful than girls? that's because when they're not thinking with their little brothers, they're using their heads. when girls are not using their entire spectrum of emotions, they're usually engaged in highly engaging conversations with their mirrors. a guy wouldn't give two hoots about taking on a new job in california, while the girl would spend a week (in a good scenario) fretting over how her mum and dad and grandma and grandpa and sister and brother and older brother and fiance and auntie and auntie's friend and auntie's friend's daughter and pet dog and pet goldfish and hairdresser and manicurist and ......... (list goes on) and karang guni man would feel about it.

i don't even know why i'm ranting so much.

hey wait a minute.....

i'm a girl too.

dang.

sometimes, its good to have half of a guy's brain. (the one that uses the brain, not little winky down there)

yawn.

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