1. i think my stomach has developed a life of its own
2. my brain is shrivelling up
3. that was the longest report i've ever typed (i've been saying this for the past few weeks..)
4. i'm really hungry
5. i love ying :)
you know, i was just drawing up a flirting chart for a certain friend of mine, when i suddenly felt really irritated with girls. they are completely illogical.
classic example:
if a couple has gone splitsville...
- the girl is allowed to date anyone she wants because it shows that she has "moved on".
- the guy does the same and is accused of being an insensitive jerk ('don't you care about her at all?')
i mean, you hear all these accusations about how guys are all pig-headed (giggle giggle), but seriously, can they be faulted for thinking with their heads instead of emotions? the only reason why girls claim that there are no good guys out there anymore is also because the population of emotional females have increased by leaps and bounds. if the country were to be run by these females, we'd be the next Atlantis.
notice how guys are usually more successful than girls? that's because when they're not thinking with their little brothers, they're using their heads. when girls are not using their entire spectrum of emotions, they're usually engaged in highly engaging conversations with their mirrors. a guy wouldn't give two hoots about taking on a new job in california, while the girl would spend a week (in a good scenario) fretting over how her mum and dad and grandma and grandpa and sister and brother and older brother and fiance and auntie and auntie's friend and auntie's friend's daughter and pet dog and pet goldfish and hairdresser and manicurist and ......... (list goes on) and karang guni man would feel about it.
i don't even know why i'm ranting so much.
hey wait a minute.....
i'm a girl too.
dang.
sometimes, its good to have half of a guy's brain. (the one that uses the brain, not little winky down there)
yawn.