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Voila~!

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force.
- Matthew 11:12

I will take it by force.

today was really fun.
as a result of MMD, i decided to be a good kid and do a lil BM at home (i.e. vacuuming the floor, washing the dishes).
went out to get shoes (cuz my old ones waged war on me) but returned home with..
1. pretty floral skirt
2. charles and keith white heels w flowers
3. plain white giordano shirt (mine turned yellow...)

and i'm waiting for two more pairs of shoes from charles and keith next week (mother dearest apparently has a 20% off courtesy of some nkf voucher).

heh.
wonders of astonishing your mother.
sure fire method of curing MMD.

so we (mother father and pet rabbit i.e. lerren) trooped off to bedok to have dinner..thus the title of this blog
the skanker and the skanked.

me: lerren, go see if my ba chor mee is ready
lerren: okay
*returns two seconds later*
lerren: ready already.
mum: how you know?
lerren: got two bowls there.
*i burst out laughing*
me: wow so clever! i'm sure we're the only customers they have today!
lerren: *only hears the clever part* heh heh
me: so, are the bowls labelled 'lerren' and 'liane'?
lerren: *too thick to get the joke*
mum:*guffaws*
lerren: aiyar, its ours lar, i bet you it will come in five minutes.
*five minutes later*
me: so...where are they?
lerren: *grins with his buck teeth showing*
me: go ask now.
*lerren walks towards the stall, glances at it and walks back*
mum: huh, you go there see only?
lerren: no need to ask lah.
me: yeah, must check if there are enough bowls.
*mum and i burst out laughing*

-later during dinner-
mum: lerren, why are you piling so much food on your spoon?
lerren: *looks at spoonful of noodles, meatballs and wanton and smiles stupidly*
me: well, he might as well put his buck teeth to good use.
lerren: *smiles stupidly and looks proud of himself*

i tell you, i have a retard for a brother. and that's why i never bring him out; people may mistake him for my pet rabbit.

and before a certain someone complains...

I LOVE YING!!

remember, choose your relatives carefully. ;)

loved by Jesus!

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